Do It All in the 4-way Stretch Quick Dry Plaid Shirt

Some days your “to do” list calls for you to crush your daily jumping jack repertoire, stand in a river to help salmon bypass a dam, and hardball a contract with a new client. The 4-Way Stretch Quick Dry Shirt is made to do all that simultaneously while looking good too. When you’re done doing that superhuman yet super normal activity, the 4-Way Stretch Quick Dry Shirt will dry off faster than you can say “Did you see me do that? Sign here and here, gentlemen. And you’re welcome, salmon spawn”, which is when everyone swoons and gives you all their money.